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Definition of shlong
Top definition. Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth. Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
Toggle nav. Lying on his bed, smoking a Robert Burns, he noted that he had been carrying all this while, and in spite of more immediate emotions and preoccupations, an inflated shlong , as she called it, and all because of her. God to be so nimble and so hung, like Heifetz on the fiddle with his shlong that dog is, and hung like Johnny Stompanato to boot. His workout T-shirt had the sleeves cut off and a cartoon on the front that made a joke about his shlong being big. What he saw was Sy Kassler trying to move through the crowd while behind him Norman Meltz, trousers and underpants at his ankles, hopped along, holding his large flaccid shlong in his hand and pathetically flapping it up and down in dismay.